Heaven on Earth:

A gathering for self-worship

A retreat to reconnect you with eros.

AUGUST 4-6, 2026

As exotic beauties, performers, and women who serve the needs of others — we use our erotic energy as a sacred art of healing for our audiences.

We create heaven on earth for everyone else… But when do you dedicate time for your own self-worship?

This mid-week retreat is your invitation to slow down, be witnessed safely by your sisters and intentionally pour your erotic, primal energy back into your own cup.

The Experience

  • Sensual Somatic Alchemy: Day and Evening practices focused on "thawing out the pelvis," spiraling energy up the spine, and connecting to your deep, internal Eros through breath, movement, and self-touch

  • Embodied Astrology: Upon registration, we will collect your birth data. During the retreat, you will receive a reading focused specifically on your placement of Vesta—the asteroid representing the high priestess of sex work

  • Temple Dance & Pole Flow: Dedicated jam time on the outdoor deck where you can dance on the pole, not to perform for an audience, but to be safely witnessed in your temple dance by other women

  • Sexy Story Time: Intimate sharing circles where we reframe the lessons and spiritual experiences we've had in the club, giving all credit to our selves for the profound growth we've achieved

  • The Photoshoot: A dedicated time to capture your essence. Expect glamorous, highly aesthetic concepts—ranging from body paint to wet-dress bathhouse shoots—ensuring you leave with incredible, spicy content

The Rhythm

We ditch the rigid schedules and embrace a feminine, fluid pace

  • Mornings: Sleep in. We gather around 11:00 AM for "Girl Breakfast" featuring Mediterranean-style spreads, soft-boiled eggs, fresh local produce, and coffee

  • Afternoons: Moving into our Sensual Somatic Alchemy and Temple Arts practices, interwoven with plenty of free time to sunbathe naked by the creek, explore the land, or play on the pole

  • Evenings: A grounding dinner. As the sun sets, the energy shifts into a deeper, darker Eros. We oscillate between profound, locked-in depth and playful, uninhibited "shaking ass" around the fire

The Meadow is a highly intentional, sex-work positive space. Accommodations feature sleepover-style glamping in the yurt or primitive camping under the stars.

We offer fresh running spring water, a fancy port-a-potty, and the freedom to exist in your body exactly as you please

Is This For You?

This space requires a foundation of self-love and embodiment.

This retreat is for you if you are comfortable with sensuality, intimacy, nudity, and (as always) consensual touch.

Gentle Warning: If nudity offends you, or if you are not comfortable with others being naked around you, this retreat center is not an aligned match.

The Investment

$444 for the three-day, two-night experience.

Secure your space today with a $100 non-refundable deposit

Note: Ask your favorite Meadow affiliate for their specific referral code to receive $44 off your booking!)

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